the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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