I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
