You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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