do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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