are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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