ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Can I color on your dick again?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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