some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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