If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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