in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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