You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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