i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
