I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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