its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
