I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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