and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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