im having a threesome with these popsicles
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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