She said her name was "party"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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