What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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