He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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