the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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