whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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