At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
