she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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