There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
