are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
What a dumb baby whore.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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