she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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