Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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