She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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