No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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