Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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