ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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