Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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