it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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