Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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