Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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