talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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