you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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