Sponge bath it is.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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