Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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