Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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