you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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