I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's shark week go big or go home
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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