i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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