Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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