Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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