Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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