How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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