Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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