I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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