hotel room ftw
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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