Small penises have feelings too.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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