I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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