I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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