Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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