I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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