So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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