Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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