Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Sext me about skeletons
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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